JOKES

Q.What do monsters read in the newspaper every day? A.The horror-scope

Q. What goes 'peck, peck, peck, boom'? A. A chicken in a minefield

Q. What is green and brown and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A. A snooker table

Patient - Doctor, doctor I feel like a pair of curtains
Doctor - Pull yourself together

Q. What colour is the wind? A. Blew

Q. What is Count Dracula's favourite breakfast? A. Ready neck

Patient - Doctor, doctor I feel like a bell
Doctor - Take these pills and if they don't work, give me a ring

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